Thursday, May 8, 2014

A Bad Review of Summers’ Love by Stu Summers

A few weeks back the romantic comedy Summers’ Love released as a Kindle eBook on Amazon and in print (available through Amazon.com, Barnes and Noble, and Goodreads.com). The author, Stu Summers, is a recluse. He lives on an island in the Caribbean, doesn’t have Internet or a cell phone, and apparently could care less what reviewers think of his book. His indie-publisher has a different take on this, since reviews can affect a book’s sales. Those of us here at Lighthouse Publishing of the Carolinas have been pushing for Stu to address the issue. 

This week, I finally received a response from Stu regarding comments and reviews from readers that we copied and pasted into a Word document, printed out, and mailed to him, along with these questions:

Q. Stu, it’s been a few weeks since your book Summers’ Love released. Any thoughts on how your book is doing?

A. First, I’d like to thank everyone who supported my book launch. I wish I could have been there to help but it’s probably best I remain down here helping in the medical clinic. Granted, I’m not much help, but any pair of extra hands is appreciated.



Speaking of appreciated, I really do appreciate the people who take the time to read my book. I take to heart the reader’s comments: both positive and negative. To be honest, I’m surprised Summers’ Love turned out as well as it did. Especially since this is my first real attempt at writing a novel. As readers know, my previous novels were ghost written. I’m not proud of that and make that clear in Summers’ Love.

I did the best I could, wrote from my heart, bled on the page, and followed my editor’s instructions. Well, tried to follow my editor’s instructions. Some like the story, some don’t. If your goal is to please everyone, you become a slave to all. So in general I’d say I’m pleased and will accept the criticism for what it is: helpful advice.

Q. There was some pushback among some readers suggesting your book wasn’t Christian. Did that surprise you?

A. Absolutely. Summers’ Love isn’t a Christian book. I’m not sure how a book can be Christian. It’s a book, not a person with a spirit and soul. I suppose given the other books my publisher releases, readers may have expected the book to maybe be a sermon or at least have a strong spiritual message. But that was never my intent. I’m just trying to tell a funny, romantic story about two people who are deceiving themselves and each other and happen to fall in love along the way. I think most people lead secret lives – even some Christians.

Q. Hate to bring this up, but there was a particular word in the story that offended certain readers. Care to address that?

A. You mean the word “breast”? Yes, I struggled with whether to include that word in the story. I mean, we all have them, but with guys it’s not as big a deal. Oops, that didn’t come out right. What I mean is, hardly anybody gets excited if a guy shows his breasts in public. Not that anybody shows any skin in Summers’ Love. Oh wow, this is so not coming out the way I’d planned. Let me try again.

Women refer to their upper body area as breast. Guys call this area our chest. So I used a word that I thought most women might use when describing the top half of the front portion of their body. And I do know that women will sometimes experience excitement in that region. I only mention that a few times in order to show emotion. My editor kept telling me to add more emotion. That might not have been exactly what she had in mind, though. Like I said, this was my first time writing a real novel.

But if I’m reading my publisher's letter correctly, the senior editor performed a mastectomy on my novel and removed five “breasts.” I suppose I should thank him. Hopefully this will make the book less offensive.

Q. Last question, Stu... the title of the book. Weren’t you concerned readers might think you smug and arrogant by writing about yourself?

A.  Yes! I told my editor calling the book Summers’ Love written by Stu Summers was too much, but she insisted that readers would catch the irony and find it humorous. She said that is part of the romantic comedy genre. But I guess it doesn’t work for every reader. Humor is hard to write. That’s why they say you need a sense of humor. Not everyone shares my “sense” and “none sense” but then, I’m not writing serious literature. I’m writing romantic comedy. We have more than enough serious and depressing issues to deal with at the clinic. I subscribe to the notion that if you can’t laugh at yourself, you can bet someone else will.
Not sure I answered all your questions the way you liked, but I appreciate you giving me the opportunity. In the end, I’m a flawed author who does his best and hopes readers will find a few laughs along the way. And, God knows, we need more laughter.


I'd like to write more but it is time to grab dinner and first I have to catch it. Sea ya!

Thursday, April 17, 2014

Summers' Love is a Free Kindle Download Today on Amazon.com

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Hola, this is Stu's book publisher, coming to you from Stu's blog page. As you know, #stusummers doesn't check his email often. No, wait.  Stu doesn't have email. He also doesn't have Internet. So the boy has no idea we're giving away  #freekindlebooksamazon copies of his #romanticcomedy novel, #SummersLove on Amazon.com. Again, this it's #Kindle copies we're giving away.     

Right now #SummersLove is #1,725 Free in Kindle Store. See below.


  • We think Stu can do better. Actually, we think Stu can do a lot of things but for now we'll focus on helping him sell his book. This is where you come in. If you download a free copy of Summers' Love and post a review on Amazon - AND EMAIL US  - you will be entered into a drawing for an Amazon gift card. That's right. Buy a book for no money, enter to win cash. (Well, Amazon cash, anyway.)

Pass the word, share the love and all. It's a beach party! Enjoy!

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Writing Romantic Comedy for Kindle and Nooks for Amazon.com and Barnes and Noble


A few days ago my first romantic comedy released on Amazon.comSummers' Love is a parody on all that's wrong with book publishing - from the way novelists desperately pimp their books in order to break into Amazon's top 100 to how some famous authors hire ghostwriters to write most, if not all, of their novels. 

But in another sense, Summers' Love is an example of how to write a romantic comedy. Rom-coms remain popular with movie goers and that's great if you're a script writer. Within the realm of reading and book-selling, however, rom-coms struggle to find a wide audience. Humor is subjective and readers will either "get" the story and the characters or they'll yawn. And when they do not, they return the book. (This is one reason so many readers love Amazon's Kindle eBooks. Start a book, lose interest, return it and get your money back.)

With all that said, if your heart is set on writing romantic comedy novels here is a basic plot outline I developed after years of watching movies.


See, I live on this island alone, and you can only watch so many stars twinkling overhead, listen to crashing surf, feel a salty breeze against your cheek before you ... fall asleep. So I had a huge shipment of DVDs delivered to my bungalow and I watch A LOT of old romantic comedies. 

Okay, enough about the DVDs and my island home. 

Here is how to plot ACT 1 of your rom-com. The rom-com formula is loooooooong and goes on for pages and pages so I encourage you to click on the little whatchamacallit in the skinny area of the right side of this page to follow my blog. If you do click on the little whatchamacallit you'll get the other parts of the rom-com formula, like ACT 2, 3 and sometimes a free book. (Yes, I occasionally give away free books. I also give away used DVDs :) ) 

Oh, one last thing. Should you learn the rom-com formula it will ruin your movie-watching but that's a small price to pay for becoming a best-selling romantic comedy writer.

Now let's get started.

Act I

Introduction of Your Romantic Comedy Hero & Heroine 

Introduce your story's hero before his romantic rival. Readers and audiences instinctively identify with the first character who appears on the screen, so make sure your Lead lands on stage first. To win the heart of your audience, your Lead(s) (Him and Her) must possess certain consistent qualities:

  • Empathy - The audience must fall in love with your lead character. They want to identify with your hero's desire for the other person. If not, they will not only lose interest in the story, but lose sympathy for your hero, too.
  • Shared goals - The audience should root for your hero to win the heart of another. If the audience doesn't long for your Lead(s) to walk into the sunset together, you haven't done your job.
  •  Perseverance – Your Lead(s) must show a determination to overcome insurmountable obstacles. This will leave the audience cheering for the couple while at the same time wondering how they will ever make it together. Without overwhelming hurdles for your Lead(s), your story will never captivate an audience. A mismatched pair is often the formula for love.
  • Dishonesty - Yes, they must be somewhat dishonest because romantic comedies often involve deception. The hero / heroine pretends to be someone he/she is not. Dishonesty increases the conflict and forces the heroes to confront their own inner conflicts and deception. Often the divide separating the hero and heroine is the result of deception. Once they face the truth about themselves, they be able to change, grow, and get together.

Motivation for Your Romantic Lead(s)

Establish your lead’s central desire early. Announce the goal. What does he / she want outside of the central relationship. The pursuit of two simultaneously goals (external and emotional) adds conflict to the story. When your lead’s emotional desire clashes with his/her external goals you have tension, leading to sacrifice, loss, and redemption. Stories work best when both lovers pursue the same goal.

Inciting Incident That Rocks Their Romantic World

What disturbing event disrupts your lead’s normal life? In a romantic comedy this is often the chance meeting of the two characters.

Call to Action

Challenge your lead to accept this new adventure. Once engaged on an emotional level, your hero must decide to pursue (or win back) the affection of another character. In a properly structured novel, the hero’s outer motivation is established within the first few chapters of the story.

The characters in a romantic comedy never think their situation is humorous, so something unexpected (either good or bad) must happen to your hero and heroine. In a desperate attempt to reestablish a “new normal”, the pair embarks on a journey. When your hero and heroine are in pain readers are laughing. The way the pair overreacts to their problems provides comic relief to the audience.

Denial of Call to Action (Otherwise Known As "Nope, now way! I'm not doing it.)

Show how your Lead(s) resisting the call to action. They feel called to a more noble cause, or retirement, or escape. But the force of the Inciting Incident will not allow them to walk away from the challenge.

Repeat of Call to Action Based on Emotions (Otherwise known as, "Oh yes you are!") 

Appeal to your lead on an emotional level. ”Little Jimmy will die if you do not …”

Acceptance of Call to Action - Let the Adventure Begin

Show your lead reluctantly accepting the challenge.

Begin the Quest for Her Heart ... and Other Parts of Her / His Anatomy

Your main characters sets off on their great adventure.

That's it. That's ACT 1 of your standard rom-com. The reader needs to see both Lead(s) work through these steps. And it doesn't have to be long process. Sometimes in movies, all this is accomplished while the credits are rolling.

Remember to click on that do-hicky to the right and follow my blog. It's lonely on this island. I can use the company. :)

~ Stu Summers